I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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