I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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