You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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