He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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