tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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