are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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