...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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