i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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