I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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