Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
