Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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