Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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