i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize