im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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