Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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