I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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