Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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