just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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