I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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