AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Semen is not good for contacts.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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