why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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