so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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