He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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