its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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