The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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