I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Randomize
