are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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