: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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