Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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