If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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