Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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Girls should come with a carfax report
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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