Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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