Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
false alarm. still invincible.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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