when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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