Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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