sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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