I don't think brook has ever known best
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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