Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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