Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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