It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I have tasted many bathrooms
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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