I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i would one night stand the shit outta him
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?