the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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