Already got asked if we're dating
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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