No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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