Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You need a sexual gate keeper
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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