Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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