Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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