then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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