Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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