dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
She swung at the pinata with crutches
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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