can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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