so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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