Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
this beer tastes like vomit already
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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