Define "chronic" masturbator.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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